Scene 1, Act 1

Katey and Nicola are sitting on Katey's bed doing the SparkLife Wench Test. Nicola is on the question "How Many People Have You Slept With?"

Nicola: Ummmmm
Katey: *dignified silence*
Nicola: Errrrrrr *scratches head, looks pained*
Katey: *dignified silence*
Nicola: This is only hard because of my bad memory
Katey: *dignified silence*
Nicola: Ummmmm errrrrr *scratching head, counting on fingers, thinking really really hard face*
Katey: *dignified silence*
Nicola: I'm up to when I moved to Bristol