First post

This is the first post in our new blog. We've been talking about doing this basically forever because we have a lot of interesting things to say. No, it's just because we talk a lot. Mostly to each other though.

I am Katey and I am the retard. Nicola is the sensible married one. I just dribble a bit.

I think we should introduce ourselves in case anyone finds this or in case we get a book deal one day (unlikely, one of us may have to become a hooker or commit some crimes for this to happen)

I live in the countryside on the outskirts of a city and have a job and occasionally some hobbies, one of my favourites of which is spending Saturday afternoons mooching around the city centre with Nicola drinking milkshakes/Starbucks and buying crap I don't need with money I don't have.

Yes that is definitely my favourite hobby.

We have discovered this amazing and new milkshake place that makes the most fantastic milkshakes in the entire universe. It is better than sex, and when people scoff at this suggestion and tell us that we merely need some good sex, we stop drooling over the menu for long enough to ask that they try a milkshake to believe the truth we have discovered.